Hi there Wild Women on Top,
In case you havent heard, the whole of Peru is in shock after the whirlwind tour of 17 Wild Women on Top, who danced, sang, trekked, plunged, ate and drank their way along hundreds of kilometers of Inca Trails to arrive laughing at Machu Picchu.
These 17 women, including Jill, Annie L, Ann, Jo T, Sally, Caroline, Clare, Barb, Jen, Shaz, Megan, Jo P, Sheree, Millie, Jo R and Valerie, created such an energy and radiance, that the ripples will go on for ever. Everyone they met was touched by their love, kindness, and wild ways and it was a great privilege to have had the pleasure of joining them.
Here's their limmerick and their song, and I hope they'll fill in the missing bits to keep you entertained.
Wild Wishes,
Di
Machu Picchu 08 Limmerick
Josephine finds life a drama
Got close to the bum of a Lama
A quick secret peak
She was known to sneak
Her stress over dirt now much calmer.
Young Millie can sometimes be silly
She plunges and leaps like a philly
Blister babe every day
Singing mountains away
With conditioner used willy nilly.
Caroline is a twinnie it’s true
She despises down hill thru and thru
In limbo a wally
Up the volva she’s jolly
With pisco suppositories she flew.
Our Jilly is funny and sweet
Her makeup a beautiful treat
Midgies scarred her for life
But no tanty lite
And Juan’s cooking made her day complete.
Sheree our original Hard Core
Her fitness and strength we adore
Gasped at Yanama Pass
Her pants were half mast
Shopping in New York such a score!
A thermal obsession has Di
But at Limbo she really can fly
A landslide she caused
At waterfalls paused
At Machu Picchu “no more steps” she’d cry!
Annie is our singing queen
Vagina song caused quite a scene
In tent fast and neat
Dancing hard to beat
Face creams were her beauty regime.
Ann is our beautiful MD
Looking after us all to a tee
Tech walking a cinch
Always there in a clinch
Enjoying the moments happily.
There was a young girl named Clarita
Who really could not be much sweeter
She trekked thru Peru
On Vodka she flew
Pinching bottoms on trains does complete her.
Shaz pulled daily treats from her pack
Each anonymous gift was “all black”
She lolled by the fire
Which could have been dire
Pisco sours made Poncho’s tent crack.
Valerie was our translating queen
Her dancing with Juan made him beam
The wind took her hat
Alas that was that
And the ambulance horse kept her lean
Sal wasn’t one for great heights
Being first to the pass a highlight
Strapping knees was her skill
Helped the team get downhill
But shopping her greatest delight.
Barbs specs at the feast oh so cool
Her positive vibe a great tool
She got stronger each day
And she smiled all the way
Pancho’s kids now have pencils for school.
Megan came to Peru with the gear
With rocket fuel, comfort and care
Kept Shaz out of the fire
Trekkking skills we aspire
But tarantulas made her despair.
Amazon Jo came from Perth
Fast from the start showed her worth
Horse ride slowed her down
She bounced back without frown
She’s a true example of mother earth.
Jo T dressed for us in great style
Crisp white shirt at dinner made us smile
She likes heat and dust
Climbing mountains no fuss
But the midgies she thought were a trial.
Our beautiful Jen left her Guy
Wild women trek under blue sky
Plunge in Amazon
White party gloves on
Now off to New York for more highs
Wild Women Song to the tune of Frere Jacques
Wild Women, Wild Women, On the track, On the track
Careful as you descend, Careful as you descend
Or you'll stack, or you'll stack.
Wild Women, Wild Women, On the rise, On the rise,
Huffing as we go up, Huffing as we go up.
Awesome thighs, Awesome thighs.
Wild Women, Wild Women, We can drink, We can drink,
All those Pisco sours, All those Pisco sours,
Glasses chink, Glasses Chink.
Wild Women, Wild Women, Sleeping tight, sleeping tight
Well away from mirrors, well away from mirrors,
What a fright, what a fright.
Wild Women, Wild Women, Stunning view, stunning views.
Sharing favourite moments, sharing favourite moments,
Even poos, even poos.
Wild Women, Wild Women, Dance on Top, Dance on Top
Drinking all the Tokay, drinking all the tokay
Then we drop, then we drop.
Wild Women, Wild Women, Love to laugh, Love to laugh
We dont like the heat much, we dont like the heat much
Makes us barf, makes us barf.
Wild Women, Wild Women, Pancho's sweet, Pancho's sweet,
Julio and Liandro, Hoolio and Liandro
Such a treat, such a treat.
Wild Women, Wild Women, Joanna too, Joanna too,
She is one of us now, she is one of us now,
She's wild too, She's wild too.
Wild Women, Wild Women, We love Juan, We love Juan,
Javier est guapo, Javier est guapo,
So much fun, so much fun.
Wild Women, Wild Women, In Peru, In Peru
We love Machu Picchu, We love Machu Picchu,
You will too, you will too.
